That Really Happened! Chronicles: Entry One

While in Kansas City for tonight I wanted to try the chicken because I heard the chicken and barbecue was what that is in KC! I wasn't there for a long time and so my mission, while walking from my hotel room, was to find a spot fast. I was downtown and I finally found a barbecue spot located by a gay bar, that will be important later. Needless to say the food was wacktastic! I was past disappointed. Then this guy walks up to me after starring at me for a while at the barbecue spot and he introduces himself and says I was pretty then..wait for it....wait for it.. he asked me who did my hair! He said he was a hair dresser and thought my hair was whipped! So bad food and the only guy that talked to me was possibly gay and was in love with not my curves but my curls. Oh and to end the evening I walked back to my hotel room in the rain.... Drip Drip