Friday, March 21, 2014

True Story Chronicles: What's Wrong With You?

Guy: What made you so happy? You come into my store smiling like that.

Me: "I woke up. It's a beautiful day. That's why I'm smiling."

Guy: (looks at my ring finger sees no ring ) I know you married.

Me: "No, that's probably why I'm smiling." (joking,  sort of)

Guy: Well I know you ain't single.

Me: "Yes I am"

Guy: (steps from behind the bbq counter) What! Well you look nice, you seem like you got sence, you're pretty... What's wrong with you?

Me: "Ain't nothing wrong with me! Why can't I be single by choice?"

Guy: Follows me outside on a mission to get my number.

Me: Not feeling it but still trying to be polite hurry up and jump in my car.

Guy: So you don't want to give me your number? So you not interested? Somebody must have really did you bad!

Me: (Still trying not to be rude but clearly not interested.) "Why do you think that just HAS to be the reason that I don't want to give you my number?"

Guy:  awkward silence (With coleslaw on still on his nose)

Me: You should be more concerned about keeping me as a customer

Guy: Well I ain't gonna harrass ya. Come back and see me.


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