Guy: What made you so happy? You come into my store smiling like that.
Me: "I woke up. It's a beautiful day. That's why I'm smiling."
Guy: (looks at my ring finger sees no ring ) I know you married.
Me: "No, that's probably why I'm smiling." (joking, sort of)
Guy: Well I know you ain't single.
Me: "Yes I am"
Guy: (steps from behind the bbq counter) What! Well you look nice, you seem like you got sence, you're pretty... What's wrong with you?
Me: "Ain't nothing wrong with me! Why can't I be single by choice?"
Guy: Follows me outside on a mission to get my number.
Me: Not feeling it but still trying to be polite hurry up and jump in my car.
Guy: So you don't want to give me your number? So you not interested? Somebody must have really did you bad!
Me: (Still trying not to be rude but clearly not interested.) "Why do you think that just HAS to be the reason that I don't want to give you my number?"
Guy: awkward silence (With coleslaw on still on his nose)
Me: You should be more concerned about keeping me as a customer
Guy: Well I ain't gonna harrass ya. Come back and see me.
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