Monday, March 31, 2014
Monday, March 24, 2014
Friday, March 21, 2014
True Story Chronicles: What's Wrong With You?
Guy: What made you so happy? You come into my store smiling like that.
Me: "I woke up. It's a beautiful day. That's why I'm smiling."
Guy: (looks at my ring finger sees no ring ) I know you married.
Me: "No, that's probably why I'm smiling." (joking, sort of)
Guy: Well I know you ain't single.
Me: "Yes I am"
Guy: (steps from behind the bbq counter) What! Well you look nice, you seem like you got sence, you're pretty... What's wrong with you?
Me: "Ain't nothing wrong with me! Why can't I be single by choice?"
Guy: Follows me outside on a mission to get my number.
Me: Not feeling it but still trying to be polite hurry up and jump in my car.
Guy: So you don't want to give me your number? So you not interested? Somebody must have really did you bad!
Me: (Still trying not to be rude but clearly not interested.) "Why do you think that just HAS to be the reason that I don't want to give you my number?"
Guy: awkward silence (With coleslaw on still on his nose)
Me: You should be more concerned about keeping me as a customer
Guy: Well I ain't gonna harrass ya. Come back and see me.
Me: "I woke up. It's a beautiful day. That's why I'm smiling."
Guy: (looks at my ring finger sees no ring ) I know you married.
Me: "No, that's probably why I'm smiling." (joking, sort of)
Guy: Well I know you ain't single.
Me: "Yes I am"
Guy: (steps from behind the bbq counter) What! Well you look nice, you seem like you got sence, you're pretty... What's wrong with you?
Me: "Ain't nothing wrong with me! Why can't I be single by choice?"
Guy: Follows me outside on a mission to get my number.
Me: Not feeling it but still trying to be polite hurry up and jump in my car.
Guy: So you don't want to give me your number? So you not interested? Somebody must have really did you bad!
Me: (Still trying not to be rude but clearly not interested.) "Why do you think that just HAS to be the reason that I don't want to give you my number?"
Guy: awkward silence (With coleslaw on still on his nose)
Me: You should be more concerned about keeping me as a customer
Guy: Well I ain't gonna harrass ya. Come back and see me.
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Monday, March 3, 2014
True Story Chronicles: What's Your Name?
True
Story
Guy: What's your name?
Me: Syreeta
Guy: Wow that's an interesting name, where'd your parents get that from?
Me: I was named after Stevie Wonder's wife who was a singer as well
Guy: Really, what's her name
Me:?? Really?
Guy: What's your name?
Me: Syreeta
Guy: Wow that's an interesting name, where'd your parents get that from?
Me: I was named after Stevie Wonder's wife who was a singer as well
Guy: Really, what's her name
Me:?? Really?
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